i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
Who actually reads this stuff why are you here
Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.