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hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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libertybeforedeath:

Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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willfuckfornuggets:

My ideal relationship is like:

Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
HARDCORE SEX

*repeat as necessary*

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allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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